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Faculty and Staff Talked Too Much During Assembly; Held Back During Dismissal
Christian Carcione ‘27, Staff Writer • March 14, 2025

At last Tuesday’s assembly, students were appalled at the disrespectful behavior of the attending faculty and staff, who repeatedly disrupted the presentation with distracting remarks and several side conversations. The disruption began during the Heart of God prayer, which multiple teachers allegedly recited in various obnoxious, silly voices. And those who did not refused to participate entirely. Throughout the club...

Poetry With Christian: Spooky Edition
Christian Carcione ‘27, Staff Writer • November 10, 2024

Trash Candy Haiku Give me the almond Joy of joys if you don’t want Good things in your life. Homer Room 666 Beware the last room in Homer: the forsaken Class deep into the hall. Beware the devil’s room: Where toxic water flows Like a river of blood. Beware the room’s warden: He sounds like Mr. Grieb, He is not Mr. Grieb. Beware its residents: Husks of students long dead Hiding in the drawers. Beware...

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