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The Heartbeat

Jane Eyre: Mom’s Spaghetti
Shinae Stamos ‘27, Staff Writer • February 6, 2026

Next month, the highly anticipated new film adaptation of Emily Brontë’s “Wuthering Heights” is coming to theaters. Cool. I know we were all waiting for this one. But, do you know what’s even cooler? Emerald Fennell, acclaimed director of “Saltburn,”...

Am I Going Bananas or Am I Going Nuts?
Anna Lee ‘27 and Andrea Ochoa ‘29 February 6, 2026

Open in the Cafeteria (Anna and Andrea are brainstorming Heartbeat Article Ideas) Andrea: Have you ever tried banana nut ice cream? Anna: hell nah. Andrea: So…you don't know ball. Anna:  No, YOU don’t know ball. Andrea: Have you even...

Backpage Writers to be Extinct by 2027, Say Scientists
Christian Carcione ‘27, Certified Science Guy • November 13, 2025

Concerns for the Heartbeat Climate are rising as scientists release new data regarding the declining population of Backpage members. There are now only three current Backpage members in 2025, which represents a decrease of approximately 23.33% compared...

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